-- Two men are sitting in the bar at the top of the Empire State building. One says to the other: "You know, the wind up here is so strong today, that I bet if I jump out of that window, it would blow me right back into the room". The other man says, "Your on. I'll buy you a beer if that works." The first man goes to the window, opens it, jumps out, and sure enough, a second later comes flying back in through the open window. The second man says, "Wow that is an amazingly strong wind. I guess I owe you a beer." The first man says, "I'll tell you what, I'll buy you two beers if you try it. You saw how easy it was." The second man thinks a bit, but finally agrees. He goes over to the window, opens it, jumps out......and falls to his death. The first man returns to the bar and his drink. The bartender says to him: "Superman, you sure are mean when your drunk."
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