A man is in Japan and hears about the famous "waxjob" given by a local brothel. Being lonely so far from home, one night he decides to try the treatment. After requesting the "waxjob", he is led into a darkened room. A kimonoed figure enters and has him lay down on the padded floor. She kneels beside him and slowly removes every stitch of his clothes. She takes warm sake and lovingly massages it all over his body, spending extra time on his penis. She lights a jasmine candle and removes two flat sandalwood sticks from the folds of her gown. She slowly places one of the sticks underneath his semi-hard penis, cradling it softly. Then, with the full force of her body, she slams the other stick down on top of the first......and the man's earwax shoots across the room.
--- Buddy Hackett "WaxJob" joke
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