A man is watching the monkeys at the zoo and discovers that one of them is watching him and repeating the man's movements. The man jumps. The monkey jumps. The man twirls around. The monkey twirls around. The man scratches his balls. The monkey scratches his balls. The man scratches his nose....and the monkey reach through the cage's bars and grabs the man and begins to beat him senseless.

Luckily a zoo keeper comes by and saves the man. "Thank God you were nearby, because you saved my life" says the man. The zoo keeper asks what happened to cause the attack and the man explains the circumstances. The zoo keeper says, "I understand now. You see scratching the nose is 'fuck you' in monkey talk."

The man goes home, but can't get his mind off of having revenge on the monkey and finally he works up a plan. He returns to the zoo and when the zoo keeper goes off on rounds, the man inserts a large sausage into the crotch of his pants and then goes back to the monkey cage. When the monkey spies the man, ready to repeat what he sees. Then the man jumps. And the monkey jumps. Then the man twirls. And the monkey twirls. Then the man scratches his balls. And the monkey scratches his balls. Then the man pulls the sausage out of the front of his pants and proceeds to rip it into smalls chunks with his hands. And the monkey scratches his nose.