A synagogue and a catholic church were directly across the street from each other. One day, by happenstance, both the rabbi of the temple and the priest of the church each decided to buy new cars. They both came home and parked them on the street. Later in the day, the rabbi noticed the priest come our with a basin of holy water. The priest prayed by the car for a few moments and then baptized the his new auto. Some time later, the priest noticed the rabbi emerge from this temple. The rabbi immediately proceeded to the rear of his automobile where he promptly removed the last 2 inches of his tail pipe with a hacksaw. --
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