If you're in the microprocessor business right now, you have two problems: the rotten economy and Intel. That means if you're Intel, you have only one problem, and the boys in Santa Clara are planning on making the most of it.
... If Intel is looking a little wobbly, however, the rest of the industry is looking worse than a frat kid who has just polished off a case of Tecate during an ill-advised south of the border bender. In this scenario, Intel is the smart aleck who is keeping the tequila shots coming. Say goodbye to your lunch, amigos.
-- Brian Caulfied, Intel's Stress Test, 4/13/09 www.forbes.com