A lady goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. However, all the parrots are above the price range she can afford, until she comes to a beautify parrot in the back corner. She asks the shop owner "Why is this parrot so cheap? Doesn't it talk?" "Yea Madam," he replies, "It talks very well. "However, it was previously owned by a house of ill-repute, so its language can be quite spicy." The woman considers her options and decides to buy the bird. On the way out of the pet shop, the woman says to the bird: "Polly, I'm your new owner". The parrot takes a look at her and proclaims: "Squawk...Different Madam...." "Well, at least it does talk", she thinks. The woman takes the parrot home and she tells it: "Welcome to your new home, Polly." The parrot takes one look around and proclaims: "Squawk, Different Madam, Different whore house..." Soon, the lady's daughters come home from school. She introduces them to parrot and it proclaims: "Squawk, Different Madam, different whore house, different whores..." Next, the lady's husband comes home from work. She introduces him to the parrot which proclaims: "Squawk, Different Madam, different whore house, different whores, same customer"