Made up internet statistics are up a staggering 78% over the past six months, reported researchers from The Ohio University School of Internet Studies. Professor Mars Alex has seen a steady rise since the initial 22% decline of fictional statistics subsequent the elections. Usually we notice a 10% - 15% drop in made up statistics, but 33% of the researchers took 50% of the case studies and determined the increase. We're 99% sure this is for real.
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