"You know those shows where people call-in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice that there's always 18% that say, 'Undecided'. It costs 99 cents to call up and vote-- and they're voting, 'I don't know'. Hey, sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about! This is the same guy who probably calls-up $3.99 a minute phone sex lines to say, 'I'm not in the mood'."
-- Andy Rooney on phone-in polls;