[Brenner thanks Elisabeth Campbell by giving her a basket of bath products]
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Uh, don't tell me - You need your oil changed.
Brenner: Nope. This is a token of my appreciation.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: [Brenner drops a basket on Capt. Campbell's desk] These are strange chocolates.
Brenner: Bath products. Bath products.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Bath products?
Brenner: Mm-hmm.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Can I take a hint?
Brenner: No, of course not. Just bath products. Everybody likes bath products.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Do you?
Brenner: Yes, I do.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Really? Tell me what you like about bath products.
Brenner: I - I like the pink soaps, and I like the skin softener, and I like the bath beads. I particularly like the bath beads. Sometimes I draw a tub, and I fill that tub with skin softeners and bath beads, and I light a few candles, I put on a little Coltrane, and I just soak my troubles away.
Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Very good, First Sergeant. I levied a none-too-subtle accusation of sexism at you, and you took it three times around the dance floor.
Brenner: Not really. I just dig bath beads.
— The General’s Daughter (1999)
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