[The opening of Baba O’Riley plays in the background.]
In a world of nothing. Of barren hills and cracked earth and once-proud oceans drained to sand, there will still be a monument to our existence. Bleached by the sun, perhaps, and blunted by time, but everlasting. Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience. … Through the curtain of the aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival, and his victory shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingon. The Bratwurst, and Pierogi, and Hooters Chicken Wing eating champion of the world, eight-time Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating champion of the world, the no. 1 eater in the world, I give you America itself, Joey Chestnut.
OUT HERE IN THE FIEEEEELDS
I FIGHT FOR MY MEAAALLLLLS
— George Shea introducting Joey Chestnut in the 2015 Nathan’s hotdog eating contest.