But I’ve had all that I’ve wanted of a lot of things I had,
And a lot more than I needed of some things that turned out bad.

I got sidetracked in El Paso, stopped to get myself a map,
Went the wrong way into Juarez with Juanita on my lap.

Then I went to sleep in Shreveport, woke up in Abilene
Wonderin’ why the hell I’m wanted at some town halfway between.

— Bob Dylan, Wanted Man