A man walks into a bar, orders a drink. Downs it really quickly. Orders another. Downs that one too.
The bartender says "Hey, buddy, are you okay?"
The man says "No, honestly, I'm not. I wanted to surprise my wife, and... I caught her in bed with another man."
The bartender says "Oh, man, that's awful! What are you going to do?"
The man: "I'm gonna drink myself to death. I just want to die."
Bartender: "That's not what I'd do. If I caught another man with my wife, I'd kill the bastard."
The man: "Hey, that's it! Thanks!"
The man leaves, and comes back an hour later. The bartender asks "So, did you do it? Did you kill the guy?"
The man, big smile on his face, says "No, I fucked your wife."