A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders white wine. All conversation at the bar stops and the bartender asks him: "Your not from around here, are you? We don't get many orders for white wine." "No," says the man, "I'm a Taxidermist from New York city". "A taxidermist? Whats that?" "I mount animals" The bartender turns to the rest of the bar patrons and exclaims: "Its ok boys, he is one of us!"