Subject: Translated instructions: My uncle has a little pocket knife that was manufactured in Japan. As usual, the multibillion-dollar megacorporation couldn't afford to hire someone who really knows English, so, right there on the knife in raised letters is the dire warning: "Keep out of children."
-- diamond@mack.rt66.com (Russell Stewart) Newsgroups: rec.humor
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